tfln just because i can okay

[philogyny]

TFLN
*Pick something from here, make up your own, or post a blank comment
*Others respond
*Hilarity, tragedy, sexy, whatever happens
*????
*PROFIT!

Comments

[notbeingfunny]

Affections I'm fine with! Unexpected affections are different. 'Cept this more like a run by? No spinning required, just there and gone. It was strange.

[philogyny]

Looks like you need to be more aware of your surroundings, then.

[notbeingfunny]

It'd probably save me wasting half a drink, that's for sure.

[philogyny]

Did you spill your wine? Shame on you.

oh wait one more

[philogyny]

I know Porthos is a good kisser and all but really you needn't have thrown your drink away.

omf-- 1/3

[notbeingfunny]

Dropped my wine. Dropped it.

[notbeingfunny]

And it wasn't because of the kiss. Not when he ran into me and nearly knocked me over!

[notbeingfunny]

Why do you keep assuming it was Porthos who kissed me? I don't even know if it was Porthos. Do you know something I don't??

i lied 4/4

[notbeingfunny]

Oh God it wasn't Porthos.

w h o o p s okay done I swear

[notbeingfunny]

I don't know how that makes it more awkward but it does.

g o l d

[philogyny]

Well if it was Porthos, then who was it?

oh no i'm doing it too

[philogyny]

And you should try kissing him. I promise you won't regret it.