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Date: 2014-04-29 04:04 am (UTC)
notbeingfunny: (what you find there)
From: [personal profile] notbeingfunny
A: I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.

B: I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.

1/2 already whoops

Date: 2014-04-29 04:30 am (UTC)
notbeingfunny: (and flowers in your hair)
From: [personal profile] notbeingfunny
No? I don't think it was. It's dark and it wasn't so much on my cheek as it was almost the corner of my mouth.

Date: 2014-04-29 04:30 am (UTC)
notbeingfunny: (With grace in your heart)
From: [personal profile] notbeingfunny
Does he like to do that sometimes??

Date: 2014-04-29 04:51 am (UTC)
notbeingfunny: (but dismiss your fear)
From: [personal profile] notbeingfunny
Good to know. At least I won't be surprised if it happens again.

Date: 2014-04-29 05:54 am (UTC)
notbeingfunny: (Because death is just so full)
From: [personal profile] notbeingfunny
Affections I'm fine with! Unexpected affections are different. 'Cept this more like a run by? No spinning required, just there and gone. It was strange.

Date: 2014-04-30 03:40 am (UTC)
notbeingfunny: (with no more tears)
From: [personal profile] notbeingfunny
It'd probably save me wasting half a drink, that's for sure.

omf-- 1/3

Date: 2014-05-11 03:21 am (UTC)
notbeingfunny: (With grace in your heart)
From: [personal profile] notbeingfunny
Dropped my wine. Dropped it.

Date: 2014-05-11 03:21 am (UTC)
notbeingfunny: (Because death is just so full)
From: [personal profile] notbeingfunny
And it wasn't because of the kiss. Not when he ran into me and nearly knocked me over!

Date: 2014-05-11 03:22 am (UTC)
notbeingfunny: (and man so small)
From: [personal profile] notbeingfunny
Why do you keep assuming it was Porthos who kissed me? I don't even know if it was Porthos. Do you know something I don't??

i lied 4/4

Date: 2014-05-11 03:23 am (UTC)
notbeingfunny: (Get over your hill and see)
From: [personal profile] notbeingfunny
Oh God it wasn't Porthos.

w h o o p s okay done I swear

Date: 2014-05-11 03:23 am (UTC)
notbeingfunny: (what you find there)
From: [personal profile] notbeingfunny
I don't know how that makes it more awkward but it does.

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