philogyny: (up; whistling)
aramis ([personal profile] philogyny) wrote2014-04-28 11:02 pm
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tfln just because i can okay


TFLN
*Pick something from here, make up your own, or post a blank comment
*Others respond
*Hilarity, tragedy, sexy, whatever happens
*????
*PROFIT!
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notbeingfunny: (what you find there)

choices, choices!!

[personal profile] notbeingfunny 2014-04-29 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
A: I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.

B: I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
philogyny: (with; bro we are so fly)

2 obvs

[personal profile] philogyny 2014-04-29 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Was it Porthos? He likes to do that sometimes.
notbeingfunny: (and flowers in your hair)

1/2 already whoops

[personal profile] notbeingfunny 2014-04-29 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
No? I don't think it was. It's dark and it wasn't so much on my cheek as it was almost the corner of my mouth.
notbeingfunny: (With grace in your heart)

[personal profile] notbeingfunny 2014-04-29 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Does he like to do that sometimes??
philogyny: (down; no more wine for you)

[personal profile] philogyny 2014-04-29 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes. Porthos can be very friendly when he's in his cups.
notbeingfunny: (but dismiss your fear)

[personal profile] notbeingfunny 2014-04-29 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Good to know. At least I won't be surprised if it happens again.
philogyny: (with; BRAIN TWINS)

[personal profile] philogyny 2014-04-29 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Just spin him around and point him in the direction of a pretty barmaid if you aren't interested. He's not one to push his affections on those who don't want him.
notbeingfunny: (Because death is just so full)

[personal profile] notbeingfunny 2014-04-29 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Affections I'm fine with! Unexpected affections are different. 'Cept this more like a run by? No spinning required, just there and gone. It was strange.
philogyny: (smile; smirking)

[personal profile] philogyny 2014-04-29 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks like you need to be more aware of your surroundings, then.
notbeingfunny: (with no more tears)

[personal profile] notbeingfunny 2014-04-30 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
It'd probably save me wasting half a drink, that's for sure.
philogyny: (down; no more wine for you)

[personal profile] philogyny 2014-04-30 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Did you spill your wine? Shame on you.
philogyny: (smile; charming rake)

oh wait one more

[personal profile] philogyny 2014-04-30 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I know Porthos is a good kisser and all but really you needn't have thrown your drink away.
notbeingfunny: (With grace in your heart)

omf-- 1/3

[personal profile] notbeingfunny 2014-05-11 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Dropped my wine. Dropped it.
notbeingfunny: (Because death is just so full)

[personal profile] notbeingfunny 2014-05-11 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
And it wasn't because of the kiss. Not when he ran into me and nearly knocked me over!
notbeingfunny: (and man so small)

[personal profile] notbeingfunny 2014-05-11 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you keep assuming it was Porthos who kissed me? I don't even know if it was Porthos. Do you know something I don't??
notbeingfunny: (Get over your hill and see)

i lied 4/4

[personal profile] notbeingfunny 2014-05-11 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh God it wasn't Porthos.
notbeingfunny: (what you find there)

w h o o p s okay done I swear

[personal profile] notbeingfunny 2014-05-11 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know how that makes it more awkward but it does.
philogyny: (with; bro we are so fly)

g o l d

[personal profile] philogyny 2014-05-13 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well if it was Porthos, then who was it?
philogyny: (smile; smug)

oh no i'm doing it too

[personal profile] philogyny 2014-05-13 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
And you should try kissing him. I promise you won't regret it.
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